'Hello in the round!'

«Hello together!»
Gebrauchsanleitung für dieses Buch
«We have acoustic problems»
I feel so English
Too much information!
Bekennt endlich Farbe - know your true colours!
Helmut me home!
«We have a grandios Saison gespielt»
Let's talk footy!
Is your boss moving the goalposts?
German gender
I don't want your buddy wash!«
I can't get no desinfection!»
Unser Mann in L. A.
The wurst case scenario
Eine Dienstwagenaffäre
Segway to heaven
«Our English is very confusing, or?»
Fuck off for beginners
Baby, are you hangry?
The land of broilers and dispatchers
Make your English great again!
Neues aus der Anglosphere
Rudolf Eyestones Erben
To shoot or not to shoot
Souverän geht anders
«Let's become concrete!»
The trouble with BILD
The art of Schweinkram
Wer sich konzentriert, verliert!

Dank - Acknowledgements